Don’t let his his friendly smile fool you-
This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they
come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even
the slightest breeze will get him all hot and
bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways
when you’ve been sitting on your rocking chair
for half a century oogling all the girls that walk
by and just beggin’ for a piece of ass! So never
mind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this
wrinkled old dude loves getting blown instead!
Just make sure he’s home in time to change his
colostomy bag!